11 février 2017

Joke-Jitsu : Trump vu par Frankie Boyle

In jujitsu, the Japanese martial-arts form, you gain an advantage over your opponent by turning his strength and weight against him. Humor, too, can take any upsetting situation and turn it into an advantage. By giving the situation a twist, humor reverses the energy and sends it spinning in the opposite direction. I call this joke-jitsu.
~ Allen Klein (The Healing Power of Humor)

«On n’est jamais puni pour avoir fait mourir de rire.» (Proverbe chinois)

«C'est très important le rire, il brise le mur de la peur, de l'intolérance et du fanatisme.» ~ Tahar Ben Jelloun (La Nuit sacrée)

«L'homme a deux minutes et demie à passer en ce monde, l'une pour rire, l'autre pour pleurer, et une demi-minute pour aimer; car au milieu la mort l'atteint.»
~ Johann Paul Friedrich Richter, dit Jean-Paul

Voici une cure de détox par le rire (mieux que les jurons et les larmes pour ventiler le ressentiment). Très drôle du début à la fin.


Donald Trump: a man so obnoxious that karma may see him reincarnated as himself

Comedian Frankie Boyle asks if the answer to stopping him rests in our hands.  


America has gone from the Obama Years to the Trump Years, like going from the West Wing to a sitcom where the incidental music involves a tuba. I actually think Donald Trump is going to prove a lot of people wrong, but sadly not George Orwell, Margaret Atwood, or whoever wrote the Book of Revelation. It says a lot about the man that building a giant wall isn’t even in the top five most Game of Thrones things about him. Of course, presidents always enter office with something to prove, it’s just rarely their sanity.

You look into Trump’s eyes and you see the fear and confusion of a man who has just been told he’s got stage-four cervical cancer. He is a super-villain in a world without heroes, a man so obnoxious and unhappy that karma may see him reincarnated as himself. You kind of wish he’d get therapy, but at this stage it’s like hiring a window cleaner for a burning building. It’s still difficult to classify him exactly: he’s not a classic Nazi, but would burn books if his supporters knew how to read.


... Trapped inside [Trump Tower], Melania Trump has a look that I’ve never seen before, the eyes of someone waiting with increasing impatience for Stockholm syndrome to set in. ...


Trump is at war with Saturday Night Live. He thinks it’s horrible and yet he can’t stop watching. Pretty much the same as how the world feels about him. How can he expect to escape ridicule? Being on reality TV is the closest he ever got to reality. His children look like a teen movie about Wall Street vampires directed by Uday Hussein. He has cultivated a square face that’s the shade of a banned food colouring and the muscle tone of a coma patient. He looks like aliens came to Earth and made a ... 

Photograph: CBS Photo Archive / Getty Images

Wednesday 8 February 2017 18.49 GMT 


Je parie que Trump et sa clique seront mutés dans un boot camp sur la planète X – réputée encore plus dysfonctionnelle que la terre (si ça se peut!) notamment pour son extrême violence et son mode de vie basé sur la peur de tout, de tout le monde et de toutes les différences.

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